Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Super Indy



Of course it would have been much more fun if Peyton and the Colts had been in better health and playing in the Super Bowl.

But....

Unless you live here, you cannot imagine just HOW crazy Indianapolis is right now with all the festivities during this Super Bowl week.  An interesting little fact, never before has a Super Bowl been played in a city where everyone, all the teams, all the media and all the fans AND the game were held all within one city limits. 

My brother and I visited downtown Indy on Monday.  Thank goodness we went early in the week.  The crowds are picking up and unfortunately the idiotic unions are protesting Right To Work as we speak right in the middle of Super Bowl Village.  If they think they are going to garner sympathy with this ploy, they are sadly mistaken.

Thankfully we are being blessed with way above normal temps this week also, so there will be no nasty ice storms or 10 inches of snow to deal with either.


Forrest Lucas gambled $121MM for 20 year naming rights for Lucas Oil Stadium back in 2006.  A 30 second ad during the game cost $2.5MM.  Lucas calculated the cost IF Indianapolis was awarded the Super Bowl and knowing that the entire game would bear his name along with every regular season game held at home and gambled that Indy would get the Super Bowl and thereby get a big bang for his marketing dollar.  Homeland Security is saying this weekend, the stadium will have as much security as the White House.


A few years back, an Indianapolis businessman went bankrupt.  His $35MM estate was part of the bankruptcy.  It sat empty for years until Forrest Lucas bought himself another bargain for $3MM not to live in, but as a place to share with other corporate executives and special guests. 



Once Indianapolis was awarded the 2012 Super Bowl, JW Marriott built their largest hotel in the world just a few blocks away from Lucas Oil Stadium.





Indy has been preparing downtown for a couple years now and all the surrounding interstates. 

Now all the prep is done and we are in full blown Super Bowl week here.  The daytime crowds are getting larger and larger and the nighttime crowds are something I do not want to be in the middle of. 

They've blocked off several streets and made them into a walking village with concert stages, large TV screens, kids activities and a zip line.

Don't forget to watch our town on Sunday.  OH, and there's a football game on too.


Monument Circle


So warm the ice sculptures were melting

Not Rocky


The Zip Line

Union Station - Owners and Corporate Executives $700 daily hangout.  Not hotel rooms, but daytime activities BUT food and drinks are included.

Peyton's New Job

The crowds - HEY!  Who's that guy with the Colts sweatshirt?

(Other than the overhead shots, all rights reserved.)

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Ground Control to Major Tom



As I was getting dressed this morning I noticed my eyes felt like they had spent too many hours looking online or staring at an optical illusion.



So I switched outfits to run off to the grocery store.



As I stepped out and realized the weather was not quite as sunny to match my couture, so I changed once again. 




But then my colon started acting up and I changed once again.



But then, I remembered back in the 70's when people started decorating their living rooms with clocks made out of a tree section and plastic beer holders stapled together.

So I decided on a retro look.



But then I decided I would rather not look like from Michael Jackson designer freak strung out on a three day crack high.

Why in the world does ANYONE pay someone to design such stupid outfits that are never worn anywhere but their self-indulgent egos walkways?

Give me a break.

Here's my idea of being dressed up.




(And yes, I do realize I am about 25 years past this look. )

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Words From a True Lady

God Bless this fine lady. 


Thursday, January 19, 2012

Did You Ever See Such a Sight in Your Life

I"m struck between a 100 things to post and nothing.  So I picked something in between.

Have you ever just been quickly browsing through some of your old pics and found so many that you have completely forgotten about?

I decided to grab a random pic and this is what I found.



The muscles are real, the knife is not. 

This guy was my good buddy that I worked with several years ago.  He liked to call me his mom.  Obviously this was not his normal work attire.   As part of our team's Halloween costumes, he was the farmer's wife to our three blind mice.  Ya gotta love a man that will toss on a dress and a wig for part of the Halloween fun.

I miss working with him.  Great guy.  

Got a random pic to share?

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Time to Vote - No Write in Candidates

Here's your chance.

Our state rarely makes much of a difference in decided who ACTUALLY will run for President, but here's your chance with the current field.

Rank them and indicate what you find good about them and what you do not like.  Then rank your winner against Obama. 

And lastly.  Add in someone in the field that decided not to run that you think would have been the PERFECT person to run and win.

I'll list in alphabetical order just in case someone might not be paying attention to the real candidates.

Newt Gingrich
Jon Huntsman
Ron Paul
Rick Perry
Mitt Romney
Rick Santorum

And then would (if they could) win against Obama.

Now, who would have been your ideal candidate.  (I mean OTHER than me, of course.)

Monday, January 9, 2012

Cool Coincidence

And yes, I believe it's a coincidence, but it IS very cool.

You can argue, of course everyone DOES, whether Tim Tebow is showboating or just honoring his faith.  I believe he more likely draws criticism from the media elite because he takes a pro-life stance. 

In either case, you might have seen the strange statistics today about last night's game.


He threw 316 yard against the Steelers yesterday.

Averaging 31.6 per pass.

With a 31.6 million OT viewing audience.

Go Tebow.

Hope you're playing here in 27 days.  Well, since we know Peyton's out.  :(

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.”

John 3:16

Saturday, January 7, 2012

The Greatest Conspiracy

The government......has issued a proclamation asking  the people to be patient and put up with hardships just a little longer.......... to raise everybody's standard of living and provide a roast of pork every Sunday for every man, woman, child and abortion in the People's State of America. 

Now the planners are asking people not to blame the government, but to blame the depravity of the rich.


OK, I'll fess up.  I didn't write that.  Well, I typed it, but I didn't write it.  And I changed the word in italics.

But someone, anyone PLEASE explain to me how those words were written in 1957.

It's a conspiracy.  A grand conspiracy, I tell you.  Either that or the author was our first evidence of a time traveler.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Please, By All Means, Read Me Your Resume

I'm easily impressed.  

Really.  I wouldn't just say that if it weren't true.

When I was a young kid working as an internal auditor full time and taking my first couple of accounting classes, I can't tell you how impressed I was by the CPA in the office.

The bank had received $30k as restitution from an embezzler.  When I asked the Controller why he had booked the money into investment income he responded, "I'm a CPA.  I'm a CPA." 

Seriously.  That's what he told me.  Maybe I was just a cocky kid, but that explanation didn't exactly fly with me, especially since I was the person who discovered the embezzler. 

Several years ago, I directed the Internal Audit department of a bank holding company which owned a mortgage company.  Loans held for sale were marked to market.  Simply meaning that you estimated the days to sale and the price you might sell each loan.  The calculation was a little complex, but certainly not rocket science.

The running joke among the executives involved the senior manager that was responsible for the calculation.  CEO, "I talked to Eric today".  CFO, "Did you understand anything he said?"  CEO, "No."

I was responsible for conducting the audit of the mark-to-market.  It really was simple mathematics, but the gentlemen just loved taking 12 left turns and one right to walk across the street.  When I would ask him a question regarding a calculation, he told me he was a math major.

About five years ago when I started as an independent project management consultant, I scheduled a conference call with the third-party project manager to go over the project plan that had been developed a couple of months before I started.

At the beginning of the call, the outside PM started off introducing himself by telling me he was a PMP, Six Sigma, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. When he took a breath, I replied in as friendly a tone as possible, "That's nice. I'm not. Now can we go over the project plan?"

Interestingly enough, the most intelligent guy at the company the CIO, always boiled things down to the simplest solution.  When going over tasks, he only wanted to know one thing.  Done or Not Done?   And when all chaos would reign around, he could quickly throw out all of the overwhelming issues to just concentrate the team on the top priority.

Remember the movie, Apollo 13? 

"Calm down people, Calm down.  work the problem."    Once you boil it down to dealing with the top priority first, then recreating the universe doesn't look so overwhelming.

This is the reason I like guys like Chris Christie.  I may not necessarily agree with every political position he might support, but there is something refreshing about people who are intelligent, yet can express their position clearly, without all the bull. 

Unless I am conducting a job interview, I really don't care about your resume.  And I am not particularly impressed when anyone tries to express themselves by attempting to get their point across using an inordinate amount of words when a couple will do.

I would have loved to have studied psychology, but Psych 101 taught me one thing.  I would never be able to endure the arrogance of the professors who thought they got paid by the word.

I remember when the Prof got through rattling on for about 20 minutes in one class, the guy next to me asked, "What did he just say?"

I said, "He said drinking alcohol affects the motor skills." 



The professor wasted 20 minutes of my life that I will never get back to not only state the obvious, he wasted his own time waxing on with 3,500 words when six would have been sufficient.

After spending too much time reading or listening to people who simply must express themselves in overly pretentious words or hurling insults at anyone who might disagree with them, I begin to feel like I'm sitting next to Charlie Brown listening to his teacher saying, "Waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa."



Want to impress me, take a complex issue and state it simply.  Not because I need some concept "dumbed down" for me, but simply because spouting on endlessly wastes my time.  

As do those who ruin someone else's blog by creating numerous online persona and overtaking the discussion.  

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Green Generation

I don't normally post from an internet story, but this one was so true I couldn't resist.  Ok, not my words,  (I've added mine in red)  but certainly what is accurate....

Checking out at the grocery store recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

She was right about one thing -- our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then…? After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have.... Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled.



And we left with our groceries in paper bags, you know the B I O D E G R A D A B L E kind?

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.




Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

When we turned 18, we likely got some clothes or some money, we didn't get a financed trip to the plastic surgeon to buy some Barbie Doll boobs making us all look like a relative of Dolly Parton.   Our mothers and grandmothers faces and breasts fell as God intended them too.  They didn't have them drawn back, pushed up and their lips implanted to make themselves looks some cartoon character like this.



 Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.




In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

We had stray mutts as our pets, not some designer dog born in a disgusting puppy mill paying hundreds or even thousands of dollars feeding an industry that should never have been created to begin with.


Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.

Neither our house, school or family car had air conditioning, which forced us outside in the hot summer and kept us from being obese children playing tag, hide and seek and climbing trees.

Our schools were just schools.  They didn't have swimming pools and NFL type football fields.  Our football fields were just FIELDS with a few bleachers lined up on the sides.  They were the same fields that we used to play field hockey in summer school.


We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty or the garden hose in the summer instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.



We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service.

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Another Year Gone By

And of course we ALL say it, don't we?  Why is it when we're young, days and weeks just drag but as we get older we watch as the years fly by.



I wish everyone the best of 2012. 

May we all keep our health and our loved ones close.

May we all find more to laugh about than to cry. 

May we all find our friends when we're deliriously happy and have them at our side when we're not. 

May we all live every day in the new leap year as if it could be our last.

May we all cherish the laughter of the babies and children and savor their innocence.

May we all remember each day to appreciate the freedoms bought by the blood of our soldiers

May we all remember each day to thank the Lord for our salvation bought by the blood of Jesus.

Happy New Year my friends.

Friday, December 30, 2011

The Snobs at Riverside

Cinnamon and sugar with only a slight bit of crunch before the cookie breaks away to it's sweet soft-i-ness.



I know of no one that doesn't love a fresh baked snicker doodle cookie.

More than forty years after that memorable phone call, I cannot eat, see or even hear of a snicker doodle that does not bring me back to that day.

The carrot had been dangled in front of us young girls long before we were given the assignment. 

I mean, what is more American Pie than a 4H Club?  Isn't that the epitome of rural America?  Young kids join the 4H, they are encouraged by the selfless volunteer mothers to join in a club and then to create some entry into a local county competition of a prized steer or photography or gardening or......cookies.

Even in my rural community, there was some expectations of little girls in clubs like 4H or the Girl Scouts.  Their parents had to buy the uniforms.  Now in today's society, that doesn't sound like much of a stretch, does it?

Back in the late '60s, with four kids in school, purchasing a silly Girl Scouts uniform was just simply not in my parents' budget.  So I, more or less seemed to have "flunked out" of the Girl Scouts.  I just remember attending a couple of the meetings, which was difficult when my mother worked and wasn't able to drive me to the after school meetings and I felt out of place, sitting there among the girls all proudly outfitted in their fancy Girl Scout uniforms.

And in my mind, I cannot separate the Girl Scout meetings from the 4H meetings, except for the cookies.

Before the days of King's Island and Disney World, amusement parks were few and far between.  But Indianapolis had a memorable one.  Riverside Park.




At least it's memorable for me, because I cannot ever remember going there. 

As part of the annual 4H county fairs, kids of all ages are encouraged to take part, leaving them with a sense of accomplishment and fun.  I have a dear friend whose entire family participates, their kids, nieces and nephews spend an entire week camping out among the animals, the mothers even taking Grand Champion ribbons in the cake decorating or present wrapping contests.

But back in the late 60s, the 4H kids were led by the moms who had the convenience of being able to spend a great deal of time at the school. 

Which, in my little world, meant families who had more money than we did.   They were the same parents of the cheerleader girls, the one's who were popular.  The ones the boys liked.  The ones who seemed to rule the world.  Even if that world was some tiny speck of a dot in the middle of America that meant nothing to anyone else.  They ruled.

And the mothers lived vicariously through their precious little daughters, not unlike the ones you see if you catch a 30 second glimpse of Toddlers and Tiaras. 

Thank you Mom, for NEVER being one of those.

But I didn't understand that back then.

I understood that I just did not fit in. 

Early in the spring, the 4H mothers told us the club would all go on a trip to Riverside Amusement Park.   An amusement park!   An entire day at an amusement park was something a little girl could not even imagine.

Of course the 4H was and is today, known for the county fairs.  The fun competitions, the bringing together the families.  Everyone was expected to participate in the fair.

So I decided I would enter the 4H contest for cookies.  I can still remember making them in the kitchen with my mom.  Roll the dough in a small ball, run them through the cinnamon and sugar mixture and press the balls onto the cookie sheets with the bottom of a glass.  I'm sure we ate more than the number of cookies I had ready for the county fair entries.

Since we knew the day at Riverside would require some additional money, my parents told me that if I picked the green beans in the garden, they would give me five dollars for spending money to enjoy my day with the other little girls.   I picked a LOT of beans to earn that money.

But when I attempted to submit my baking creation, I was told that snicker doodles were not an acceptable entry.  The category was "Drop Cookies".  As an 8-year-old, I had no clue what they were talking about.  But I quickly discovered that by forming the little round balls of dough and flattening them into that wonderful cinnamony-sugery goodness, the cookies were not just dropped onto the sheet, so they could not be entered into the county fair. 

Well, okay, so we ate them instead.

But a few weeks later, the telephone rang and someone called me to the phone.  Unlike today where every kid has access to phones and computers, kids did not get called at home. 

I picked up the receiver and listened to Mrs. Bodine, the 4H mother.  I can still hear that woman's voice ringing in my ear. 

"Rita, the GIRL'S  HAVE DECIDED at the last meeting that you did NOT attend, that ANYONE who did NOT enter the county fair contest would NOT be allowed to go to Riverside." 

Up until that moment, the trip to Riverside had never been connected to the entry into the county fair.  But supposedly a group of 8-year-olds all voted at a meeting that the two were connected and that some girls would not be invited.  Yeah, you believe that, don't you?

On behalf of my little-girl-self here, I'd like to stop for a minute and think about this from an adult viewpoint.

...............  OK, one more second.....................................

I'm trying to picture myself as if I'm Mrs. Bodine.

...........................................................

..........................................................

Nevermind.  I'd like to be nice, but I just can't.

Someone should have bitch-slapped that broad.   Excuse my French.

I'll tell you that as an 8-year-old, I was more forgiving then than I am now.  I look back now and I'm infuriated.  But as a little girl, I was just heart-broken.  I burst into tears as my entire family stood there looking at me trying to figure out what was wrong. 

My parents were not ones like we have today, where the parents rush in and berate the school over some minor infraction.  They were ones that believed we should stand on our own.  They would never have come our defense if we had been bullies or not respectful of our teachers.  They believed in discipline.

But it took several minutes before they could even manage to get out of me why I was crying. 

Where normally my parents would have stood back, I can still remember my dad looking at my mom.  He said, "Either YOU call her back or I WILL."  

The visions of picking those beans and realizing that Riverside was now off the table, I sat crushed  in the living room floor while my mom dialed the rotary phone calling back Mrs. Bodine to find out what was going on.

Mom listened more patiently than could be imagined and then I can still hear the words she told Mrs. Bodine before she slammed the phone down on that nasty broad's ear. 

"Yeah, well you are all nothing but a bunch of DAMNED SNOBS."

And they were too.  And most likely they still are.

A week later, I received an invitation to attend the Riverside day.  Back then I only wished I could go, but today I can tell you that I am glad my parents decided that I would never go back to another meeting of the 4H. 

And the funny part is that the Bodines were not then nor now actually rich.  They were just like the stupid mothers on Toddlers and Tiaras.  They get their self-worth from separating themselves from simple little girls so they suddenly become worthy somehow.  Hope that tiara looks good on your head, Mrs. Bodine.

How sad for them.  Really. 

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Have a Grumpy Day

Found this on my nephew's facebook page just now.  I can't wait to see his pictures when he gets back.  He's an amazing photographer.  Has that "artistic eye" that I just lack.

I love this picture.   And yes, all rights are reserved.

All Rights Reserved

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Wish I Was There

My nephew just landed in India to spend just a bit of time with his faraway "brother" and family.  Indy to NY to Qatar to Ahmedabad is one long trip. 

I'm sure there'll be hugs and then most likely some sleep and then on to some amazing sights and sites.


All rights reserved

Sunday, December 25, 2011

No One Objects to Saying Merry Christmas


In India.

Just got a wonderful email from my Indian nephew and his wife, both of who are Jain, not Christian.   They are just so adorable.  They sent a picture of them both dressed in their Santa hats along with this message

Wish you all a Merry Christmas and a peaceful and wonderful New Year! We miss you!

Please convey our Christmas greetings to all the family members.

love,

Signed by them both and my nephew's parents, who "dropped by" to visit last fall.  My oldest nephew is heading to India tomorrow for a visit.  Unfortunately he will just miss Makar Sankranti or Patang, India's amazing kite festival.  I have seen the pictures of this wonderful holiday and it's truly amazing.

So a late Merry Christmas all across the world.

More information on the Indian Kite Festival.  Held January 14th.  They spend days and weeks creating their kites.  They line the strings with a colorful mixture with shards of glass.

The reason:

They fly their kites into other kites and use the glass sharded string to cut their neighbors kite strings.


Photo by my Indian nephew.  All Rights Reserved.

Several years ago my nephews vacationed in Thailand for Christmas and New Years.  When they saw the beautiful fire lanterns, my Indian nephew studied the design and took the tradition "back home"  After two years of lighting the lanterns during the night in India, many have now copied the fire lanterns and the kite festival also is celebrated with thousands of fire lanterns.

Oh how I wish I could be in India when they celebrate their kite festival and visit with our "family" from the other side of the earth.


Photo by my Indian nephew. All Rights Reserved.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Spirit of Christmas

I've been struggling about posting about Christmas this year.  Everytime I go to write something, it seems the post starts out fine and slowly moves into becoming a downer post.

Oddly enough, this is the first year in 20 that has not have a lot of drama, so I don't want to approach these last few days celebrating Christ's birth with another "can't wait until it's all over" mood.

Sure there are things that are tough this year, the economy, unemployment, people who are no longer with us and a million other things to make it harder to face another Christmas.

But there is also a story about some "movement" that seems to be spreading across this great land.  By now, I'm sure most of you have read it.  Approaching half a million dollars has been reported as being paid off on complete strangers layaway orders.  And it seems the more press it's getting, the more people are stepping up.

It reminded me of the story I've recounted here of the lady in a white van in front of us in the McDonald's drive through paying for our order when she noticed my niece who was driving was wearing her tiara and veil on our way to her wedding.  I think the total of our order was under $10, but that is one of the most memorable parts of that day.

So, if the economy has hit you a little hard this year, but not left you without the ability to pay your bills, think about the car behind you in a drive-through. 

Maybe we can continue to pay it forward (or backward at the drive-through).

After shopping and wrapping all the presents, you have to wonder if we should really be celebrating the birth of Christ in the same way we always have. 

When we're rushing through our busyness of this wonderous holiday, let us all take some time out to give a complete stranger a smile.  Those gestures are remembered long after this season fades from our memory.

Merry Christmas. 

Rita

Friday, December 16, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Life After Birth


Once upon a time, there were twin babies that were conceived in the same womb; weeks passed and the twins developed into what they were suppose to be. As their awareness grew, they smiled and laughed for joy - "Isn't it great that we were conceived? Isn't it great that we are alive?! Together the twins explored their small world; finding their mother's cord that gave them life, they sang and leaped for joy again! "How great is our mother's love, that she shares her own life with us!" they sang...

As weeks stretched into months, the twins noticed however that each was changing, growing, getting bigger - "What does this mean?" said one. "I think it means our life in this world is drawing to an end" said the other.

"But I don't want to go, I want to stay here always!!!"

"We have no choice...but maybe there is a life after birth?" said the other. "How can that be?" responded the one." if we shed our life cord how is life possible without it? Besides, we have seen evidence that others have been here before us and none of them have returned to tell us there is life after birth! No, this is the end!!!"
And so they fell into deep despair, both thinking out loud, "If conception ends in birth, what is the purpose of life in the womb? It is meaningless. Maybe there is no mother after all..."

"But there has to be a mother," protested the other. "How else did we get here? How do we remain alive?

But the one could not be consoled, defeatedly whispering "Have you ever seen our Mother? Maybe she only lives in our minds. Maybe we made her up because the idea made us feel good..."

And so their last days in the small womb were filled with deep questioning, and fear.

But soon, the moment they had dreaded finally arrived... And when the twins passed from their small world into the unknown, they opened their eyes and cried -

for what they saw exceeded their greatest dreams...

Author Unknown.

H/T to Things I Know

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Welcome Chicago


Apparently the Chicago Mercantile Exchange is considering moving out of Illinois because of the high tax rate and is considering INDIANAPOLIS!!!

This is 1,700 high-paying positions. Obviously it's just a discussion at this stage, but this is the part that so many people do not understand.

When tax rates become too high, companies seek a better position. If they moved, the new city would be even more willing to cut more tax deals as those 1,700 jobs will also be taxed, so ultimately the state with less tax rates actually receive more tax benefit. Why is that so hard to understand?

Please Illinois, continue to be stupid, Indy can use the jobs. I know I need one.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

I've Got a Better Idea

I figured there was a video that showed this whole episode in a different light.  Just took a while to come out.

But here's a better idea.  Even though the UC Davis police were incredibly patient, next time, just take the plastic handcuff things and handcuff each of the idiot protestors to each other.

Don't have to drag them away, just handcuff them to each other and walk off.  It would be like tying two cats tails together.  The "children" will be stuck in one big circle and will be begging to be let go the minute one of them needs to use a facility.



H/T CJ

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Occupy Wall Street - NOW I Understand

For a bit of amusement, I occasionally read the minutes from the Occupy groups.  Nearly all the the minutes from their General Assembly and now this new Spokes Council (which may or may not hold the purse strings depending upon which day of the week it is) are quite entertaining and make you realize those "interviews" on the street are actually are geniuses compared to the General Assembly and Spoke Council meetings.

HOWEVER, I did find one idea this afternoon that should be implemented the world over.  It's from the 11/25/11 minutes of Spokes Council where they report from the various working groups.  The PoCC is the group representing the People of Color Caucus. 

Below is part of a transcript of the "minutes" from that group.

"*PoCC: Mon + Wed at 4pm, only women get to talk and men have to listen"

Wouldn't you love to know how many men end up at their Monday and Wednesday meetings at 4pm? 

I'm guessing zero.

But it's a brilliant idea.  Think I'll try this at home.

Monday, November 28, 2011

USA Weekly - Give Me a Break

From this.....


To this....



Like Michelle has ever cooked a turkey or worn an apron.

Friday, November 25, 2011

It Was Almost as if They Were ORGANIZED

Maybe because too many of my offline and online friends are dealing with losses in their families this holiday I feel the need to try to find some things that help to make me smile.

I hope this video gives you something to smile about too.  I loved this show, but it was one of those that was frozen in time, so doesn't translate well as reruns.  Hotair.com reminded me of this episode tonight.  It was just CLASSIC.

If you need a good smile, watch it all the way through the end, especially when Les Nesman delivers the line that made me think of the OWS crowd.  "It was almost as if they were.......ORGANIZED."

And then Carlson delivers the infamous line, "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Hope You Celebrated in Your Own Style.

My brother, Rumbles has a post of our Thanksgiving tradition.  Not exactly Martha Stewart, but we have more fun than Martha ever dreamed.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Tin Foil and Chicken Broth

So, is it paranoia IF someone IS really stalking you? 




I filmed this after this guy made several low flying loops just above the treetops and my roof top.   It was a little freaky after the 10th lap around.  Finally he flew off into the great unknown.

A couple days later another sounded like it was about to land on my roof.  I ran to the window to watch him fly past.

Different plane, so "they" are attempting to be incognito.   Now I've noticed "they" are buzzing my house once or twice a week.

I've taken to wearing my tin foil hat around the house, someone suggested I needed to fold it in a pyramid for it to work properly.

When commenting about the increasing paranoia on facebook, my niece put me on to the REAL reason of the spy planes.  And it made perfect sense because it coincides with the increased hits on this blog.  Once again I am getting visitors from all over the world who are googling, "chicken broth". 

So my spy planes are actually trying to steal my homemade chicken and noodle recipe because I'm pretty sure they were flying over at the exact time I've been making the homemade chicken broth.  

Of course!  Perhaps it a big conspiracy by the evil Swanson's corporation because those people have no clue how to make a good chicken broth.

If you think I'm kidding, I give you further proof.  Last week, my family went down to Huntsville, Alabama, home of Redstone Arsenal Base to visit my aunt and my cousins.  There at the space museum was evidence of the spy plane.


Yeah, looks just like those spy planes that have been circling my house.  And I climbed up and could see the spies had scratched part of my broth recipe in the interior.  All I can tell you is that the main ingredient was "chickens".  At least they got that part right.

Wait, here come the blog hits again, all searching for "chicken", "broth", "thanksgiving". 

Gotta run.  Not sure where I put my pyramid tin foil hat.

Coffeypot apparently doesn't believe me.  So I've added some additional proof.

Called the Blackbird, which we all know is code word for chicken.


And they stole the design of the spy plane from Madonna's bra.


Well, I suppose there's a possibility I'm wrong.  Maybe it wasn't this plane.  Come to think of it, the spy planes trying to steal my recipe did look more like this fully functioning rocket, conveniently disguised harmlessly inside the museum.




And contrary to popular belief, Wernher Von Braun was NOT born in America.


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Thanksgiving PSA

Shatner may be a hack actor, but he's great in certain roles.  Boston Legal being his best.  A couple of music videos and this commercial from an insurance company.

Call me a sexist,  turkey frying is great, but should only be performed by a strong male, able to lift and lower the turkey VERY slowly.   Use peanut oil, ONLY to the recommended line and lower the fully thawed (and seasonally injected) turkey very, very slowly. 

Check oil temp and turkey temp OFTEN.   Best turkey, bar none.  It's a lot messier than roasting, mainly because it involves men and worrying about waiting until the oil cools back down and can be safely stored away, but it really is more tasty and moist. 



H/T Hotair.com

Monday, November 14, 2011

My Thoughts After Hearing Bob Costas' Interview with Sandusky

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

If you think evil does not exist, just google Sandusky's answer to Costa's question, "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" 

The cover-up of these incidents are truly disgusting. 

Personally, I think a Lorena Bobbit procedure followed by a baseball bat to the skull would be light sentence.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Why Should a Date Like 11/11/11 Be Remembered?




According to History Channel documentary on Vietnam, over 2.5 million people served in that war. Surely all of us can thank at least ONE of them this Friday. 11/11/11 should mean more than just another random date, it should be a Veteran's Day we remember, a day we appreciate our freedom and a day to thank our brave Veterans from every war.

God Bless them, every one.

Thank you Bobby, Thank you CoffeyPot, Thank you Greybeard, Thank you Chris. Thank you Tom.  Thank you to all our fine, brave Veterans.  And thank you to anyone I might have missed.

Monday, November 7, 2011

One Man's Nightmare

is another man's fantasy.

Here's to you Coffey.

Enjoy. (privately I hope.


Friday, November 4, 2011

I Am Shocked

SHOCKED, I tell you.

That all my male readers never made even ONE suggestive comment about sucking the gravy off Giada's pinky.

I would have bet $100 every single one of them would have.

Well, except for Jeff, he never gets out of line (at least online). ;)

Not asking for any suggestive comments on this post now, but I would still bet $100 that they all THOUGHT it, just never wrote it.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

JUST BECAUSE SOME IDIOT POSTS THINGS ON FACEBOOK DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE TRUE, Al Roker did NOT SUE Giada.

DISCLAIMER: Apparently there are some people online who cannot tell the difference between a legitimate news story and someone who writes a tongue-in-cheek post on a blog. This was originally a post to generate a discussion regarding what is and is not sexual harassment and some idiot only looked at some heading on a search engine and began to post this headline all over Facebook saying Roker actually sued Giada. Even the notion is ridiculous but if it's anyone on the Internet, it must be true, right? PLEASE go set that person straight wherever you read it and tell them to not post rumors online.



November 1, 2011

NBC Today's Show host, Al Roker today announced through his attorney that he would be filing a lawsuit against world-renowned Italian Chef Giada de Laurentis for sexual harassment.




de Laurentis refused to comment on the lawsuit, even though live video filmed during this morning's episode clearly showed her making a suggestive gesture toward Roker.

Roker's attorney, Ida Chaisder alleged that due to the live filming, Roker was forced to participate in de Laurentis' overtly sexual gestures toward the beloved news/weatherman. NBC has refused to release the video which allegedly shows Giada forced Roker to suck gravy off of the chef's little finger.

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OKAY, ONLY THE LAST TEN WORDS OF THAT STORY ARE TRUE.

I was watching the Today Show this morning where Giada, who is one attractive woman I must say, was filming with Roker a segment on making gravy.

I was in tears watching Roker's reaction to the situation. What made it even funnier was they had just had a segment on whether casual flirting was harmful or harmless.

Giada was demonstrating making various gravies and switching to the previously prepared gravy, she casually stuck her pinky finger in the gravy and offered it to Roker for a taste. A split second elapsed with Roker's eyes widening before he took her up on her offer and sucked the gravy off of Giada's pretty little - little finger.

I'm sure every other happiliy married man would have refused Giada's pinky. (YEAH, righhhht!)

You could nearly instantly see Roker's face begin to turn just a bit red and he was doing everything, and I mean EVERYTHING to NOT say something that would get him in hot water with the FCC.

Giada, realizing his quick embarassment continued on, both were smirking and finally Giada said good-naturedly, "Oh, I do that with my husband all the time."

Roker, again just stiffling what he really wanted to say laughed, "But HE's your husband."

You could tell Roker could barely get through the rest of the segment. The off screen muffled chuckling of the crew wasn't helping Roker. It was probably one of the funniest segments I have ever seen on the Today Show.

So, it begs this question.

What exactly IS sexual harassment?

Working in a predominately male environment for nearly all of my career, I have encountered some of the most inappropriate comments from males that could have easily been interpreted by some precious female as sexual harassment. Joking with male friends at work, even when it is entirely inappropriate has never, in my opinion been sexual harassment. Legally, I could have sued nearly every male I worked with in some frivilous lawsuit if I was so inclined.

I have heard of lawsuits in some of these companies being settled because some guy mentioned something about some woman's hair. And I have watched one young girl get smacked on the rear with a file folder by some married old guy who was obviously infatuated with her. She never filed a lawsuit.

I have watched some creepy guy staring directly at a woman's chest. He was seated, she was standing. He reached up and pulled a hair off of her turtleneck that had landed on her chest. She never filed a lawsuit.

I heard that same creepy guy, with an infatuation with another young girl make overtly sexual remarks to her that she complained about to me. When I suggested she actually go to HR because it was very apparent, she did not. She never filed a lawsuit.

I would never discount true claims of sexual harassment, but I've seen too many women get upset over completely harmless comments and threaten or actually file a lawsuit because it was easy money for a settlement.

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Roker's wife, ABC News' Deborah Roberts was not available for comment.

p.s. I tried googling a slightly suggestive image for this post and....well, except for the cute baby pics, the rest were X-rated. I think google just sexually harassed me.

H/T to Joan and the Today Show for post idea.

Monday, October 31, 2011

That Old Black Magic

Reposted for Halloween. Yeah, maybe I jumped the gun on this one.

When I realized that he did not recognize me when I came out from the corner, I have to admit I had a thrilling, evil chill run up my spine.  Watching his shoulders shudder ever so slightly, it took every ounce of energy not to burst out laughing and to maintain my carefully applied persona. 

The room lighting helped.  The strobing light bouncing off the black visqueen "walls" was extremely successful in throwing off even the most manly of men.

But unlike the small groups that entered before and after him, he only entered the room with his mother.  His mother, MY mother knew who would be in the room, HE did not.  My spot was tucked inside a convenient fold of the visqueen where I could watch this 33 year old man enter following his momma.

I forced the grin off my face just before I walked out into the strobe light and when his eyes happened to notice that the room was no longer empty, that's when I noticed him move slightly behind Mom like a little boy.

I shuffled my way over to him and could see that he didn't particularly like this scary ghoul coming toward him.  Only after I grabbed his arm and could not help but start laughing did he realize that he had just been spooked by his baby sister.

So, it's true.  Revenge is best served cold and long forgotten.

Many years ago I was part of an Optimist group that held a Haunted Path each October to raise funds to help the kids.  The Haunted Path was fun and COLD.  Four nights staying out late into the night.  I was luckier than most since my area was always visqueened off to allow the strobe light to have its full effect as disoriented group after group would come through.

I learned during the first year to watch the crowd as I would first appear.  I would watch for the "weakling", the one or two people in the crowd that would have an instant reaction, just like Rumbles did when they would first see me. 

The big burly men were by and large as creeped out as the little kids.  I never tried to scare the little kids, but I LOVED it when some big guy would be among the small group and I would just casually let them pass.

The visqueen would move them out of the room into a completely black "hall".  As the crowd would line up to go out to the hall, I would quietly fall in right behind the most scared of the group, getting closer and closer until they could sense someone was behind them and when they would turn around to look at me, I would scream just before they would belt out the biggest little girl scream. 

Once the crowd would snake their way into the hallway, I would grab at their arms through the plastic or let out an ear-splitting scream through the blackness, listening to the scream echo throughout the crowd.

Now that is POWER.


Our older brother was one of the founding members of the Optimist Club.  He has spent his whole life being clean cut, but he scared the most people simply by wearing torn jeans, a leather jacket and a long black wig, looking like some scary biker.  

As people would park their cars in the lot, he would just sneak up behind them and begin to follow them closely.  It would freak them out before they could even buy a ticket.

I miss those cold nights.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Heartbroken

I just learned today that there were devasting floods in Cinque Terre a few days ago that virtually wiped out the beautiful towns of Vernazza and Monterosso.  It's been reported that many bridges and houses are gone.

I am just heartsick. 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Ok, here are both pictures



I would never have guessed that the cute geeky kid would have grown up to be such a cutie.

Monday, October 24, 2011

I figured it out by his eyes

Who is this former child star????      No fair peeking.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Racing Mourns


RIP Dan.  We'll miss you in Indy.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Who Is NOT Marching on Wall Street

Kids that would be future:

Steve Jobs

Mark Zuckerberg

Bill Gates

You can say what you want about capitalism or about the three guys noted above, but HOW MANY JOBS have been created by these guys who were mere kids with some vision?

My Iphone is sad tonight. 

RIP Steve.


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