Showing posts with label chicken broth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken broth. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Tin Foil and Chicken Broth

So, is it paranoia IF someone IS really stalking you? 




I filmed this after this guy made several low flying loops just above the treetops and my roof top.   It was a little freaky after the 10th lap around.  Finally he flew off into the great unknown.

A couple days later another sounded like it was about to land on my roof.  I ran to the window to watch him fly past.

Different plane, so "they" are attempting to be incognito.   Now I've noticed "they" are buzzing my house once or twice a week.

I've taken to wearing my tin foil hat around the house, someone suggested I needed to fold it in a pyramid for it to work properly.

When commenting about the increasing paranoia on facebook, my niece put me on to the REAL reason of the spy planes.  And it made perfect sense because it coincides with the increased hits on this blog.  Once again I am getting visitors from all over the world who are googling, "chicken broth". 

So my spy planes are actually trying to steal my homemade chicken and noodle recipe because I'm pretty sure they were flying over at the exact time I've been making the homemade chicken broth.  

Of course!  Perhaps it a big conspiracy by the evil Swanson's corporation because those people have no clue how to make a good chicken broth.

If you think I'm kidding, I give you further proof.  Last week, my family went down to Huntsville, Alabama, home of Redstone Arsenal Base to visit my aunt and my cousins.  There at the space museum was evidence of the spy plane.


Yeah, looks just like those spy planes that have been circling my house.  And I climbed up and could see the spies had scratched part of my broth recipe in the interior.  All I can tell you is that the main ingredient was "chickens".  At least they got that part right.

Wait, here come the blog hits again, all searching for "chicken", "broth", "thanksgiving". 

Gotta run.  Not sure where I put my pyramid tin foil hat.

Coffeypot apparently doesn't believe me.  So I've added some additional proof.

Called the Blackbird, which we all know is code word for chicken.


And they stole the design of the spy plane from Madonna's bra.


Well, I suppose there's a possibility I'm wrong.  Maybe it wasn't this plane.  Come to think of it, the spy planes trying to steal my recipe did look more like this fully functioning rocket, conveniently disguised harmlessly inside the museum.




And contrary to popular belief, Wernher Von Braun was NOT born in America.


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Are they trying to google brothel? Update

I'm still getting all kinds of hits for chicken broth.  Please someone from the other side of the earth explain to me why there seems to be a sudden interest in chicken broth?  Is this some code word in another language that I am missing the latest news on?   It's a chicken broth conspiracy, isn't it?

Blogging and apparently googling is weird.

It's NOT Thanksgviing people.   Why aren't you reading any of my interesting posts?

Update:  Here are the stats from the last 500 hits on search terms on my blog if you think I'm imagining things.  The 50% doesn't include "raw chicken", "photos of chicken broth" or "3 raw chickens."  I think it's the image of the Swanson's chicken broth that is getting the hits.  Maybe I should try to turn this blog into a paying ad one with Swanson's except that the post it refers to says, "I don't use this stuff."  (Which actually isn't entirely true, I always have some on hand JUST in case I haven't made enough broth the "real" way.)

Num   Perc.           Search Term

87      50.00%       chicken broth
  5        2.87%       1978 monte carlo
  5        2.87%       ordinary
  5        2.87%       Officer David Moore
  4        2.30%        raw chicken
  4        2.30%        peter koe
  3        1.72%       "an ordinary life"
  3        1.72%        Pete Koe
  2        1.15%        an ordinary life
  2        1.15%        blue 1978 Monte Carlo
  2        1.15%        officer moore
  2        1.15%        reviews of Live like you are dying
  2        1.15%        west baden hotel rooms
  2        1.15%        extreme hatred
  2        1.15%        west baden springs
  2        1.15%         i see dead people quote
  2        1.15%         start out that way
  1        0.57%         impd david moore
  1        0.57%         baby blue 80 monte carlo
  1        0.57%         kenneth anderson jake laird
  1        0.57%         78 monte carlo
  1        0.57%         Officer Timothy Jacob (Jake) Laird
  1        0.57%         disney elevators
  1        0.57%          i phone autocorrect fail
  1        0.57%         eow 1/11/11
  1        0.57%         death people
  1        0.57%         my parents expect me to have an ordinary life
  1        0.57%         west baden
  1        0.57%         78 monte carlo sky blue
  1        0.57%         a final 10-42
  1        0.57%         the mave site.fetch my flying monkeys
  1        0.57%         why love those family gatherings
  1        0.57%         photos of chicken broth
  1        0.57%         ordinary life
  1        0.57%         monte carlo 78
  1        0.57%         You and I cry I cry
  1        0.57%         ordinary life estate
  1        0.57%         I'll Be Seeing You Photography
  1        0.57%        officer koe
  1        0.57%        west baden springs hotel
  1        0.57%        impd officer david moore
  1        0.57%        old school monte carlo
  1        0.57%        officer jakr laird indianapolis police
  1        0.57%        teaching children about columbia
  1        0.57%        thought id see you one more time again
  1        0.57%        3 raw chickens
  1        0.57%        tolerance with my friends
  1        0.57%        officer peter koe
  1        0.57%        locks of love bob
  1        0.57%        Indianapolis police officer Pete Koe
  1        0.57%        10-42 officer
  1        0.57%         i have an ordinary life
  1        0.57%        "Anthony Maschek"
  1        0.57%         but I just thought I'd see you one more time again
  1        0.57%         text from dad dont come home getting it on got to hate autocorrect
  1        0.57%         an ordinary life reading for funeral
  1        0.57%         iphone autocorrect failures

174  100.00%
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