I filmed this after this guy made several low flying loops just above the treetops and my roof top. It was a little freaky after the 10th lap around. Finally he flew off into the great unknown.
A couple days later another sounded like it was about to land on my roof. I ran to the window to watch him fly past.
Different plane, so "they" are attempting to be incognito. Now I've noticed "they" are buzzing my house once or twice a week.
I've taken to wearing my tin foil hat around the house, someone suggested I needed to fold it in a pyramid for it to work properly.
When commenting about the increasing paranoia on facebook, my niece put me on to the REAL reason of the spy planes. And it made perfect sense because it coincides with the increased hits on this blog. Once again I am getting visitors from all over the world who are googling, "chicken broth".
So my spy planes are actually trying to steal my homemade chicken and noodle recipe because I'm pretty sure they were flying over at the exact time I've been making the homemade chicken broth.
Of course! Perhaps it a big conspiracy by the evil Swanson's corporation because those people have no clue how to make a good chicken broth.
If you think I'm kidding, I give you further proof. Last week, my family went down to Huntsville, Alabama, home of Redstone Arsenal Base to visit my aunt and my cousins. There at the space museum was evidence of the spy plane.
Yeah, looks just like those spy planes that have been circling my house. And I climbed up and could see the spies had scratched part of my broth recipe in the interior. All I can tell you is that the main ingredient was "chickens". At least they got that part right.
Wait, here come the blog hits again, all searching for "chicken", "broth", "thanksgiving".
Gotta run. Not sure where I put my pyramid tin foil hat.
Coffeypot apparently doesn't believe me. So I've added some additional proof.
Called the Blackbird, which we all know is code word for chicken.
And they stole the design of the spy plane from Madonna's bra.
Well, I suppose there's a possibility I'm wrong. Maybe it wasn't this plane. Come to think of it, the spy planes trying to steal my recipe did look more like this fully functioning rocket, conveniently disguised harmlessly inside the museum.
And contrary to popular belief, Wernher Von Braun was NOT born in America.
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