I filmed this after this guy made several low flying loops just above the treetops and my roof top. It was a little freaky after the 10th lap around. Finally he flew off into the great unknown.
A couple days later another sounded like it was about to land on my roof. I ran to the window to watch him fly past.
Different plane, so "they" are attempting to be incognito. Now I've noticed "they" are buzzing my house once or twice a week.
I've taken to wearing my tin foil hat around the house, someone suggested I needed to fold it in a pyramid for it to work properly.
When commenting about the increasing paranoia on facebook, my niece put me on to the REAL reason of the spy planes. And it made perfect sense because it coincides with the increased hits on this blog. Once again I am getting visitors from all over the world who are googling, "chicken broth".
So my spy planes are actually trying to steal my homemade chicken and noodle recipe because I'm pretty sure they were flying over at the exact time I've been making the homemade chicken broth.
Of course! Perhaps it a big conspiracy by the evil Swanson's corporation because those people have no clue how to make a good chicken broth.
If you think I'm kidding, I give you further proof. Last week, my family went down to Huntsville, Alabama, home of Redstone Arsenal Base to visit my aunt and my cousins. There at the space museum was evidence of the spy plane.
Yeah, looks just like those spy planes that have been circling my house. And I climbed up and could see the spies had scratched part of my broth recipe in the interior. All I can tell you is that the main ingredient was "chickens". At least they got that part right.
Wait, here come the blog hits again, all searching for "chicken", "broth", "thanksgiving".
Gotta run. Not sure where I put my pyramid tin foil hat.
Coffeypot apparently doesn't believe me. So I've added some additional proof.
Called the Blackbird, which we all know is code word for chicken.
And they stole the design of the spy plane from Madonna's bra.
Well, I suppose there's a possibility I'm wrong. Maybe it wasn't this plane. Come to think of it, the spy planes trying to steal my recipe did look more like this fully functioning rocket, conveniently disguised harmlessly inside the museum.
And contrary to popular belief, Wernher Von Braun was NOT born in America.
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Honey, THAT spy place would make two loops around your house and be in the next county before you ever heard the sound. Beside, the plane you recorded was propeller driven plane. They are not the best way to spy and steal soup recipes. I would be thinking more of a night visits from ninja's. Sleep well!
HA. That's exactly what they want you to think. I've added a couple more pics as proof.
You could be right though, maybe it was the fully functioning rocket inside the museum that was actually circling the house.
Your chicken broth must be AMAZING! How about sending the recipe to me? Only to me. Because I am me. The one, the only, the Lola.
Love,
Lola
It's a closely held secret that I refused to give to von Braun after surrendering to the Americans.
But if you click on the link, you'll find it.
Those crazy spies never thought to look on the internet. They aren't so smart after all.
Rita maybe you need to break the Prozacs in half for a while. haha
Ok CnC, just for that remark, no noodles for you. I am the Noodle Nazi.
I will just wait till you get all liquored up then I will help myself
I need you to have my Greek Egg Lemon Soup recipe! (a whole squadron of planes will be coming to get THAT recipe :-)
The line about Prozac is HILARIOUS!
Re the Breitbart info you were going to send me, I almost NEVER check my email account listed on my profile...
Please let me know when you've sent it to zfoodfan@gmail.com.
I WISH I could give you another email address and I will if you write me above. xxx
Yummmm. Do you have your Greek Egg Lemon Soup recipe on your food blog?
It sounds really good.
And please don't encourage CnC, he's my brother who used to torture me as a child although now he loves me best. ;)
The spy thing has been fun. We live next to a regional airport and get random planes passing over, but the guy in the video was a little creepy because he literally was flying right over my roof top and circling our back yard.
Of course I knew it was just some local pilot practicing, but it's been quite fun since we've had several low flying planes passing over ever since. Each time one does, I post it on fb and someone makes a funny comment.
When we visited Huntsville, I thought it would be a great punchline for a blog to show the 1962 spy plane and then CoffeyPot felt the need to "correct" me in my paranoia.
I think I'll make myself a tin foil hat for Thanksgiving while I visit my crazy, wonderful family on Thanksgiving.
But then again, my nieces and nephews wouldn't notice because they can't see past the noodles.
If you haven't posted your recipe, send it to me at the address I sent you the email.
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