Thursday, January 26, 2012

Ground Control to Major Tom



As I was getting dressed this morning I noticed my eyes felt like they had spent too many hours looking online or staring at an optical illusion.



So I switched outfits to run off to the grocery store.



As I stepped out and realized the weather was not quite as sunny to match my couture, so I changed once again. 




But then my colon started acting up and I changed once again.



But then, I remembered back in the 70's when people started decorating their living rooms with clocks made out of a tree section and plastic beer holders stapled together.

So I decided on a retro look.



But then I decided I would rather not look like from Michael Jackson designer freak strung out on a three day crack high.

Why in the world does ANYONE pay someone to design such stupid outfits that are never worn anywhere but their self-indulgent egos walkways?

Give me a break.

Here's my idea of being dressed up.




(And yes, I do realize I am about 25 years past this look. )

9 comments:

CnC said...

Looks like crap lady gaga would wear

Ed Bonderenka said...

It surprises me that their are still couture houses, like a relic.
Who can tell the difference between one classic black dress and another? The last outfit you chose is classy, attractive and probably off the rack.
I imagine a reputation for quality in construction my have value.
Same with music. It struck me yesterday that with the proliferation of talent and means of recording output in the last 100 years, how could you possibly not unintentionally hit a riff someone else used.
Especially in atonal or techno music.

Coffeypot said...

I was gonna say, what's worng with a denim mini skirt...very sexy to me. And where would a woman wear those silly outfits? The Waffle House?

Rita said...

I picked the last one from Chico's. When I overcome my hatred of shopping, I can actually tolerate Chico's because they normally have some nice looking things, but not the cheapest, by any means.

I have no idea why anyone would pay for the ridiculous fashion they drag out for those fashion shows.

THINGS YOU'D NEVER GUESS ABOUT ME said...

I do not shop anywhere but Lowe's and Home Depot. I walk out of the house in whatever I pulled out of the laundry hamper and figure I'm dressed.

If the grease spots look like polka dots, I'm dressed UP.

THINGS YOU'D NEVER GUESS ABOUT ME said...

I just realized I don't have you blog nailed down on MY blog as a site I read.....that will be fixed today so I can find you easier.

Rita said...

:D

Coffeypot said...

Rita, Beau's Mom is my secret crush. You will love her, too.

Rita said...

Coffey: I don't quite swing in that direction. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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