Reposted for Halloween. Yeah, maybe I jumped the gun on this one.
When I realized that he did not recognize me when I came out from the corner, I have to admit I had a thrilling, evil chill run up my spine. Watching his shoulders shudder ever so slightly, it took every ounce of energy not to burst out laughing and to maintain my carefully applied persona.
The room lighting helped. The strobing light bouncing off the black visqueen "walls" was extremely successful in throwing off even the most manly of men.
But unlike the small groups that entered before and after him, he only entered the room with his mother. His mother, MY mother knew who would be in the room, HE did not. My spot was tucked inside a convenient fold of the visqueen where I could watch this 33 year old man enter following his momma.
I forced the grin off my face just before I walked out into the strobe light and when his eyes happened to notice that the room was no longer empty, that's when I noticed him move slightly behind Mom like a little boy.
I shuffled my way over to him and could see that he didn't particularly like this scary ghoul coming toward him. Only after I grabbed his arm and could not help but start laughing did he realize that he had just been spooked by his baby sister.
So, it's true. Revenge is best served cold and long forgotten.
Many years ago I was part of an Optimist group that held a Haunted Path each October to raise funds to help the kids. The Haunted Path was fun and COLD. Four nights staying out late into the night. I was luckier than most since my area was always visqueened off to allow the strobe light to have its full effect as disoriented group after group would come through.
I learned during the first year to watch the crowd as I would first appear. I would watch for the "weakling", the one or two people in the crowd that would have an instant reaction, just like Rumbles did when they would first see me.
The big burly men were by and large as creeped out as the little kids. I never tried to scare the little kids, but I LOVED it when some big guy would be among the small group and I would just casually let them pass.
The visqueen would move them out of the room into a completely black "hall". As the crowd would line up to go out to the hall, I would quietly fall in right behind the most scared of the group, getting closer and closer until they could sense someone was behind them and when they would turn around to look at me, I would scream just before they would belt out the biggest little girl scream.
Once the crowd would snake their way into the hallway, I would grab at their arms through the plastic or let out an ear-splitting scream through the blackness, listening to the scream echo throughout the crowd.
Now that is POWER.
Our older brother was one of the founding members of the Optimist Club. He has spent his whole life being clean cut, but he scared the most people simply by wearing torn jeans, a leather jacket and a long black wig, looking like some scary biker.
As people would park their cars in the lot, he would just sneak up behind them and begin to follow them closely. It would freak them out before they could even buy a ticket.
I miss those cold nights.
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8 comments:
you still scare the hell out of me!
Waaaaaah. I couldn't wait until you read this one. You looked so scared when you walked into the room and seeing you hide behind Mom's skirt was the best revenge.
Hilarious! I've always wanted to frighten someone that way. But I'm just not scary to anyone except my ex-husband and that's because he's crazy.
Love,
Lola
There's a small town up here called Paradise (really) and every year they do what they call the Haunted Trail. It draws mammoth crowds, including people from hundreds of miles south.
I've gone once and it was pretty good.
cjh
Dang, Girl! That first paragraph is fabulous! You sucked me into this piece like a vacuum! It's got EVERYTHING!
Rita, you're an excellent writer and I loved this whole situation......
you gearing up for Halloween by any chance :-)
Just thinking of your older brother following me closely gave me the creeps!
WELL DONE, Rita !
Lola: I didn't think I actually looked that scary. I didn't wear a mask, but make-up and a hooded dark costume robe. But the weird lighting gave it all a surreal look.
cj: I used to love and hate going into the haunted houses. Even this one. When the last group would finish, I'd follow them the rest of the way. I knew all the vampires, but they would still scare me because they would take me and put me in the standup coffin. It just creeped me out.
Thx Z. Mike always got a kick out of his scary biker image in the parking lot. A lot of people would hurry to the ticket table and report him.
I tell people that the scariest thing I endured was riding as a passenger in a car in Guyana. I survived two blasts at the WTC and the Ferry Crash, but suicidal drivers, bad roads and animals popping out of nowhere take the cake.
That's funny Beak. My sister and nephew went to India (her first trip out the country EVER) for a wedding. I've seen the pictures and heard the stories so I can imagine what you're talking about. At least America is somewhat civilized in our driving. Well, we are at least in the Midwest, not so sure about NYC.
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