Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Are they trying to google brothel? Update

I'm still getting all kinds of hits for chicken broth.  Please someone from the other side of the earth explain to me why there seems to be a sudden interest in chicken broth?  Is this some code word in another language that I am missing the latest news on?   It's a chicken broth conspiracy, isn't it?

Blogging and apparently googling is weird.

It's NOT Thanksgviing people.   Why aren't you reading any of my interesting posts?

Update:  Here are the stats from the last 500 hits on search terms on my blog if you think I'm imagining things.  The 50% doesn't include "raw chicken", "photos of chicken broth" or "3 raw chickens."  I think it's the image of the Swanson's chicken broth that is getting the hits.  Maybe I should try to turn this blog into a paying ad one with Swanson's except that the post it refers to says, "I don't use this stuff."  (Which actually isn't entirely true, I always have some on hand JUST in case I haven't made enough broth the "real" way.)

Num   Perc.           Search Term

87      50.00%       chicken broth
  5        2.87%       1978 monte carlo
  5        2.87%       ordinary
  5        2.87%       Officer David Moore
  4        2.30%        raw chicken
  4        2.30%        peter koe
  3        1.72%       "an ordinary life"
  3        1.72%        Pete Koe
  2        1.15%        an ordinary life
  2        1.15%        blue 1978 Monte Carlo
  2        1.15%        officer moore
  2        1.15%        reviews of Live like you are dying
  2        1.15%        west baden hotel rooms
  2        1.15%        extreme hatred
  2        1.15%        west baden springs
  2        1.15%         i see dead people quote
  2        1.15%         start out that way
  1        0.57%         impd david moore
  1        0.57%         baby blue 80 monte carlo
  1        0.57%         kenneth anderson jake laird
  1        0.57%         78 monte carlo
  1        0.57%         Officer Timothy Jacob (Jake) Laird
  1        0.57%         disney elevators
  1        0.57%          i phone autocorrect fail
  1        0.57%         eow 1/11/11
  1        0.57%         death people
  1        0.57%         my parents expect me to have an ordinary life
  1        0.57%         west baden
  1        0.57%         78 monte carlo sky blue
  1        0.57%         a final 10-42
  1        0.57%         the mave site.fetch my flying monkeys
  1        0.57%         why love those family gatherings
  1        0.57%         photos of chicken broth
  1        0.57%         ordinary life
  1        0.57%         monte carlo 78
  1        0.57%         You and I cry I cry
  1        0.57%         ordinary life estate
  1        0.57%         I'll Be Seeing You Photography
  1        0.57%        officer koe
  1        0.57%        west baden springs hotel
  1        0.57%        impd officer david moore
  1        0.57%        old school monte carlo
  1        0.57%        officer jakr laird indianapolis police
  1        0.57%        teaching children about columbia
  1        0.57%        thought id see you one more time again
  1        0.57%        3 raw chickens
  1        0.57%        tolerance with my friends
  1        0.57%        officer peter koe
  1        0.57%        locks of love bob
  1        0.57%        Indianapolis police officer Pete Koe
  1        0.57%        10-42 officer
  1        0.57%         i have an ordinary life
  1        0.57%        "Anthony Maschek"
  1        0.57%         but I just thought I'd see you one more time again
  1        0.57%         text from dad dont come home getting it on got to hate autocorrect
  1        0.57%         an ordinary life reading for funeral
  1        0.57%         iphone autocorrect failures

174  100.00%

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

My blog gets a lot of hits from people looking for "screaming rodents". I don't know why.

Google is weird that way.

Rita said...

That's hilarious. Screaming Rodents.

Do you ever wonder why ANYONE would google "screaming rodents"?

At least I can understand chicken broth, if you like to cook.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing "Screaming Rodents" is probably the name of a punk rock band, though I haven't been able to find anything (and if it's not, it probably should be).

Chicken broth? Probably not a band. I have no explanation for that one.

Rita said...

Now I want to do a post of nothing but the words "chicken broth" and "screaming rodents" over and over and over again just to see how many irrelevant hits I get.

Joe said...

Over half my hits are for either pygmy sex (that one is my fault) and chester cheeto.

Sorry Jeff, I have to google screaming rodent now. I cannot help myself.

Paul said...

Rita I have similar things that happen on my blog. The blogosphere can be strange eh ? :-)

Timothy Frazier said...

I found your site by googling "screaming pigmy rodents drinking chicken broth" and "-doobie"

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