Heard there's a new position open and I've decided it would be a better career choice.
I figure I can probably get elected to be Mayor of Bell, California and even if I resign after a week, I'll be able to retire with a livable pension.
If I can't get elected mayor, I'd settle for a city council seat. Not a bad side income for a part-time position. I would fly to CA once a month or so to attend the meetings, after all, that flight would be tax-deductable too. Maybe even combine the trips with some business related side trips to San Fran or San Diego or Malibu.
Send me your address and I'll forward you an absentee ballot, just be sure to find a valid Bell address.
Thanks so much for your support. I'll also accept some healthy financial donations for my campaign if you don't mind.
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If that gig in Bell doesn't work out, maybe you can get Maxine Waters or Charlie Rangel's old job. Lots of hay to be mowed there!
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