Sunday, November 4, 2012

As A Woman

I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of being labeled "female". By both campaigns.

I don't spend my day thinking about my gender. I don't spend my day thinking about who will cater to my ass because I quite frankly never look for anyone else to take care of me.

I don't want anyone finding my name in a binder because they are looking for the best woman for the job. I want to be hired because I am the best PERSON for the position.

If you are in business and you turn down a better qualified man to hire me because I'm female, then you are too stupid for me to want to work for you.

If you hire a less qualified black woman instead of me, then you are too stupid for me to want to work for you.

I seriously doubt that because my female parts didn't spit out a kid as much as I wanted them too that makes me less inclined for my "lady parts" to try to pull a lever when I vote.

I would never deign to assume that most men don't think with their man parts for the majority of their lives. (sorry guys, but you know the minute a pretty girl is within a mile of you that's exactly what happens). But I sure as hell don't know ANY woman that makes the voting decision based upon what their uterus thinks.

Hell, these idiots claim it's the vagina, not the uterus that holds the baby they rejoice in aborting. I didn't get the joy of ever holding one precious life of mine and I know the difference.

(See the orignal thing below)

QUIT CATERiNG THE €£#% to me.

I find it disgusting.

What I cannot fathom is that even as I have never embraced the feminist bull, the next generation of women have actually taken a HUGE leap backward.

I had resisted reading the latest woman fad novel. But a young girl I worked with convinced me to read the trash. I purchased it on my Nook Glow and hoped all the way through the end I could find one, just one redeeming value in it.

Instead what I found out that women in America have apparently raved about a trashy novel whose heroin is some fraidy cat college coed who gives up her virginity to some warped S&M sicko and then subjects herself to the demeaning abusive bastard that needs to spend his days in a maximum security prison with Big Bubba as his cell mate.

What in the hell has happened to women these days?

If that lousy piece of trash is what the majority of women in America immerse themselves in then it's no wonder the Obama Campaign would think an ad with an idiot Hollywood nobody comparing voting for the first time as losing her virginity as a good idea.

At this point, I am inclined to believe that women should never have been given the right to vote in the first place.

Friday I stood in line at the courthouse for 30 minutes to cast my vote. They said the early voting began October 6th and it had been a constant stream everyday. Already 6,000 had voted. There is not doubt how my county votes. Except I cannot help from eyeing everyone in line and wondering if they are voting for revenge or because they love the country.

Original idiotic ad:

6 comments:

Coffeypot said...

I'll cater to your ass. Oh! You were speaking metaphorically. Sorry! I won't treat you any different. So go get me a beer, woman.

Rita said...

The standing joke around my family is "Cake. Woman.". Said by my young great-nephew once when he wanted a piece of cake.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Don't hold back, now.

Rita said...

Hey, this was the tamed down version.

Jess said...

I'm guessing the distorted view by many people is influenced by having their head firmly lodged in their colon, which, BTW, is gender neutral.

Rita said...

True that.

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